Dogma for Dummies

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  1. Make something up and name it. (“Splogism”, I guess)
  2. Say shit no one will disagree with to get followers.
    • “I swear — by my life and my love of it — that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.” – Galt, Objectivism
    • “Feminism is the radical notion that women are people” – Feminism
    • “Splogism endorses well nourished bodies through a common inexpensive, highly researched diet.” – Splogism
  3. Slap your brand name all over everything. Do not worry if you get positive or negative attention. Just get attention.
  4. When you get enough favorable traction, start saying what you actually believe.
  5. Accuse people who disagree with 4  of being against stuff you said in 2.
    • “We Splogists believe in cheap, healthy nourishment, so I don’t understand why you won’t eat this baby.”
    • “Your idea requires coercion, so you are against individuality.”
    • “If you think men deserve their own rights, you think women aren’t people deserving of their own rights.”
  6. Indoctrine existing followers by telling them they are Bad People who need your ideology to redeem themselves.
  7. Repeat until you achieve cultural domination or end up in an asylum
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